Please Remain Seated: Marathon
“Hey Steve, is it true you just ran a marathon?” “Yeah, my second one.”
Please Remain Seated: Cornered
“Well Dan, you did it again. You’ve wheeled yourself into a corner.”
Please Remain Seated: Zoo
“Do you offer discounts for people in wheelchairs?” “No. Why would we?”
Please Remain Seated: Right of Way
“Uh oh, here comes another guy in a wheelchair.”